mysuperwolf
  • me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
  • me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN
mysuperwolf

lielabell:

keyweegirlie:

"He’s my cousin, Miguel."

You guys!! What if adult Derek has ALWAYS had the memories of when he was de-aged but thought they were all part of some weird dream and his reaction the first time we saw Stiles call him ‘cousin Miguel’ was him realizing that Stiles was that weirdo kid that he had ‘dreamed’ about. I’d totally read that fic….

I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT FIC

epic-humor

theangrymarshmallow:

justcashierthings:

temoreus:

yourcashierproblems:

kookie667:

I’ve heard this so many times it’s not even funny

Will there ever be a day I don’t hear this?

I’M SO CONFUSED
IS THIS AN INSIDE JOKE THAT 160K PEOPLE UNDERSTAND WTF WHERE IS THIS FROM I DON’T GET IT

the people above you literally explained the joke

The confused person has obviously never been a cashier.